Dear California,

Dear California, 

It would be incredibly helpful to my morning commute if you did a better job preparing your drivers. Some points I think should be brought up on your drivers test are as follows: 

1. The gas is on the right. It is used to propel the car forward. 
2. The break is on the left. It does not need to be used ALL THE GODDAMNED TIME! 
3. The rear view mirror is specifically designed to see cars and other objects behind you. It is not a mirror to put on 6 layers of make up.
4. Cutting people off and weaving in and out of lanes during rush hour only creates more traffic. Stay in your lane and stop acting like an asshole. 
5. STOP ACTING LIKE AN ASSHOLE! (this is a very important one. You may want to consider an essay question as to why drivers shouldn't act like assholes) 

and 

6. Vegas is pretty. The strip is beautiful. There are lots of big buildings that are amazing to see. I get it. But for the love of God, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do not slow down in the left lane of the 15 to look at said pretty buildings. Because if you do and I hit you or get into an accident because you went site seeing on the freeway, I will punch you in the face when we get out of the car. 

Sincerely, 

Shannon